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“As I’m seducing her, I’m just holding myself up on the counter by my elbows.”

skullchicken:

yourplayersaidwhat:

-our very short halfling gunslinger, while seducing a human shopkeep
(He rolled a 24)

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That mental image was too cute not to draw c:

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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

kingoftheunderground:

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cakesoup:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

kingoftheunderground:

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

please give us updates

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

op will not die of natural causes

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ultradarkpaladin:

Felt the need to repost again because this is probably one of the best descriptions I’ve seen

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huntforthewilderfilms:

Films 2017: #22 → Brother Bear (2003)

“It’s all right, Kenai. No matter what you choose, you’ll always be my little brother.”

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Me watching Kill la Kill

rittle-me-this:

Episode 1: nice characters with room for development, and talking clothes. Awesome

Episode 12: I WILL NOT SHIP A GIRL AND HER CLOTHES. I WILL NOT SHIP A GIRL AND HER CLOTHES. I WILL NOT SHIP A GIRL AND HER CLOTHES

Episode 24: *gross sobbing* RYUKETSU IS LOVE, RYUKETSU IS LIFE

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